Get a leg up on the competition, and offer me a tenure-track position in computer science right now! Here’s everything you’ll need to decide:
In your offer letter, make sure to specify starting salary, teaching load, and the number of dimensions you’d like spacetime to have.
(Note to Luboš: Unfortunately, I wasn’t planning to apply to the Harvard physics department this year. But if you make a really convincing pitch, I might just be persuaded…)